Chapter 24: Voyeur Cat is Watching
You Porn
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Logan
dashes into the bar, all avenging irrationally jealous lover, prepared to pound
Jason’s head into a pulp for daring to look at Billie’s ass, but thankfully
Shane stops him. This is not the first time that Shane has been the voice of
reason in this book and it really makes me wonder why he went to prison
(although, as with so many things I’m curious about, not curious enough to pay
for his book.) He points out that if Logan causes a scene, especially since
Sabrina, Maiden of the Towels, is there, it’d be bad for Billie, and that’s
enough to calm Logan down. (Never mind that it would also be breaking his word
to Billie, no, that’s not important at all.)
Billie
catches sight of Logan and acts really
weird. I think the purpose is
twofold. First, she’s acting as if she’s not involved with Logan because they’re
at the bar with all of their leaguemates. Second, she’s flirting with Logan. If
those seem fairly mutually exclusive to you, know that I agree. It comes off
like Billie has lost her marbles, in my opinion.
“Logan,” she said casually…. She took
a sip from her bottle, her tongue flickering [sic] along the edge. “I didn’t
even notice you were missing until what,” she turned to Jason and giggled, “the
third period?” (395).
I
don’t know that I want to know how a tongue flickers. (Flicks, sure. Flickers...?) Logan wonders if Billie is
drunk, based on the above. One of the other players asks Billie if she’s told
Logan about the tournament the team has signed up for.
“Not me. I haven’t seen the guy since
last Friday” (395).
I
know I’m overly critical—that’s the point here—but I feel like these sorts of responses
are super-forced. Like, Billie, you’re better than this.
Logan
doesn’t notice because he’s too busy watching Billie.
The tip of her tongue was slowly
rimming the bottle in her hands and he was very aware that the bulge between
his legs was going to grow to epic proportions if he didn’t do something
(396).
Then
Billie brings up Skype and how “cool” it is. She explains it as if Logan had
never heard of it before, all so that he’s thinking about the “crotch-less
lingerie and peek-a-boo skirts” she was wearing the night before while they
Skyped. Billie continues on, telling Logan he should try Skype some time, like
when he’s on a business trip, because it’s a good way to keep in touch with people,
like his “mother for instance” (397-98).
I
wish Billie had chosen any other
person to bring up as a non-sexy person to reference here because I’m already
deeply concerned about Logan’s relationship with his mother.
At
any rate, it all becomes too much for the both of them. Logan claims he has
something he has to talk to Billie about and they leave “before he was forced
to pound his fist into every single guy in the bar” (398). Logan’s possessive
streak is beginning to creep me out. He practically drags her outside.
…for the first time really hating
their dumbass arrangement. Logan decided right then and there that he was done
playing games. He was done hiding (400).
I
guess this is supposed to seem like he wants to be all super public about their
relationship because he’s super serious about it. However, it’s a little bit
problematic. First of all, he knows what she’s going through regarding the way
the town is treating her, and he agreed (without any qualms at the time) to
abide by her wishes in keeping their relationship a secret. As I’ve said, I’m
not convinced that keeping it a secret is actually all that helpful, but my point
is that this is not a unilateral decision that Logan gets to make. Second, “done
playing games”? Again, not playing games is in character—it’s one of the first
things that Logan says to Billie after they kiss for the first time (and it’s
all supposed to stem from how Betty treated him after “they” slept together)
but given that Billie’s car was vandalized and she was stabbed because she
wants to play men’s hockey, and she sees her relationship with Logan as
potentially being seen in the same light, as ergo dangerous, it’s not like she’s ashamed of him or playing games. She’s
fearful. Third, I suspect this wanting everyone to know is supposed to be seen
as romantic, because this is a “real” relationship (whatever that is) in a way
that none of his previous ones have been. However, because it comes hard on the
heels of how Billie is being hit on by other people, and Logan’s terrible
reaction to that (which we also saw when he took her out for the first time),
it only comes across as possessiveness and as isolating her from other people.
They
drive superfast to Logan’s house and have sex in the hallway, and Logan is
particularly excited because Billie isn’t wearing underwear. They get to the
bed before actual penetrative sex and are both horrified to discover that Weird
(the cat) is watching them.
“Son-of-a-bitch.”
She followed his gaze and swore. “You’ve
got to be kidding me.”
They had an audience. A furry,
purring little thing, who flicked a crooked tail back and forth while holding
out a paw to be licked.
A cat with one eye. An eye for porn
(409-410).
And
that’s where the chapter ends. I seriously think that this author was uncertain
how to end sex scenes and thus capped them all off with Voyeur Cat.
Cats
watch their people. They just do. I don’t think Weird the Porn Cat is
particularly weird.
Your comments about Logan and his mom are making me laugh and want to reread the book. Of course, since I've been watching the Road to the NHL Stadium Series, I keep picturing Logan Couture when I read Logan. This is not a happy fantasy for me.
ReplyDeleteCats, nonjudgemental since forever.