Chapter 26: (In)Convenient
Concussions & Creepy Possessiveness
Please note that posts may be a bit
slapdash and a bit irregular through the month of March. My sincere apologies!
Logan
is all glowy and in love, so you just know that bad things are coming. There’s
still just under 100 pages left of the novel, so there’s no way that a Big Bad
won’t show up, especially as things are going so well. (Spoiler: There’s more
than one coming.)
He’s
in the hockey shop (the one that sells duct tape, and no, I’m never letting
that go) having gotten his skates sharpened. (I think it’s a little weird that
everyone in this town gets their skates sharpened mid-week at the hockey shop
instead of, say, pre-game at the rink, but whatever. I’m just lazy, I guess.)
Mr. Talbot, the shop proprietor we met way back at the novel’s start when
Billie first (bought duct tape and) discovered the new Beer League,
semi-casually asks Logan if their team is going to be playing in the upcoming
Cornucopia Tournament. Upon learning that yes, that’s the one, he inquires if
Billie will be playing, and for a moment Logan is pretty awesome. His thought
process/explanation is all “Billie is on the team, ergo, Billie plays” and
disappointed in Mr. Talbot’s lack of support for Billie.
All
that changes, however, when Mr. Talbot asks Logan if he’d known that the
tournament has contact.
“No, I…” his hands tightened at his
side as a slow burn began to creep up his neck. Could she be that stupid? (427).
1. His
hands are both at one of his sides?
2. He
doesn’t think that this could be a misunderstanding. Instead, Logan jumps
immediately to anger, enough to have physical reactions.
3. He
calls the woman he loves “stupid”.
Look,
I totally understand wanting to protect the one you love. And I understand that
hockey is a potentially dangerous game. (After all, I play non-contact and
still have been injured in multiple exciting and painful ways, albeit mostly
due to my own klutziness. I so don’t want to talk about how I sprained my
ankle. How I broke my wrist wasn’t much better. The concussion wasn’t my fault,
though.) However, I don’t think immediately getting angry and declaring that
he’ll find a way to change her mind, is necessarily the way to go.
We
will, however, get a chance to find out, naturally, since Logan is heading to
Billie’s house right after his skates are finished, in order to have a
“kinda-sorta official first public date” … which is dinner with her whole
family (425). And he shows up at the house, where Bobbi lets him in, with
“concern and anger battling inside him” (427). There’s no way this could go
poorly!
Neither
Bobbi nor the triplets’ father are particularly happy to see him, although
there’s no real explanation given as to why. I mean, their father’s reasoning
could be anything, since while he’s having a fairly good day, he’s not entirely
lucid. Bobbi’s cool reception isn’t gone into. I don’t know if readers are
supposed to assume it’s because Bobbi knows about the Billie-as-Betty Deception
Assault (in which case, be mad at Billie, but no this novel isn’t going there)
and is worried that Logan is still in love with Betty or if readers are
supposed to assume it’s because Bobbi is with the Wrong Man (Gerald instead of
Shane) and therefore just all-around unhappy and bitter.
Speaking
of Gerald, when Logan enters the kitchen (where both the triplets’ father and
grandfather are), he acts “as if he was the man of the house” (430). That’s so
not okay. Asshat. (Sorry. Pet peeve of mine is when people step in and take
over.)
The
family and guests sit down to dinner and Logan, in a happy surprise (to me)
decides that among the family is not the right time to talk to Billie about the
tournament. Gerald, however, goes right to that topic (presumably just to make
conversation as he doesn’t say anything about it being contact.) This leads to
a whole lot of conversation about the team’s name (Angry Pirates) and dancing
around the urban dictionary definition of the same. I’m not sure why the book
doesn’t specify the meaning, since it clearly has no problem talking about
things like penises. (Note! No information on Logan’s penis in this chapter,
weirdly enough. His mouth waters when he sees Billie in old jeans, but the
state of his crotch goes shockingly unmentioned.)
Anyway,
Gerald is annoyed that he doesn’t know what an angry pirate is but Bobbi does,
and he steers the conversation back to the tournament. The triplets’ dad is
with it enough that evening to know that it’s a full-contact tournament
(starting the very next day, in fact), which leads to Bobbi declaring that
Billie cannot play and she’s insane to have thought she could. Logan joins
Bobbi in saying she cannot.
Billie
is stubborn and says that she’s healthy and she can play. This defiance leads
Logan to realize that he loves her. Which, 80 pages from the end of a romance
novel, can only spell doom.
“There’s no way in hell I’m letting
you play in a hockey tournament where there will be a bull’s eye tattooed to
your ass” (437).
Regardless
of whether Billie should, medically, play in this tournament, Logan’s
high-handed flat-out forbidding her to play rubs me the wrong way. So I’m quite
pleased that Billie’s answer is that just because they’re having Teh Sex
doesn’t mean he gets to tell her what she can or can’t do.
Oh,
but Logan has the Big Guns and isn’t afraid to use them. Even though we have
had Billie explain the situation (how she got sent home from her team because management decided she was a risk) in
her own POV sections, the narrative pulls a fast one and informs readers
(through Logan’s l337 google-fu) that aaaaaactually,
that was Billie’s second concussion.
Billie
is pissed that Logan googled her, but she says she’s recovered and can play.
Yes,
getting a concussion significantly increases your odds of getting another one
(if injured. Not, like, just walking around and being hit by the Concussion
Fairy). But if Billie has no symptoms, then really, she can play, in my (I have
NO MEDICAL DEGREE) opinion. However, here’s the thing—she’s an adult who has
been given all the relevant information—which means even if a doctor doesn’t
think she should be playing (which is never specified), she still gets to make her own decision.
(Of
course, the way this text occasionally throws new information at the readers,
Billie might be having symptoms and doctors might be telling her not to play
and we just don’t know…)
Logan
declares that he won’t be in the game to protect her—he’s refusing to play.
Just like Billie, that is a choice he is allowed to make for himself, although
I don’t actually see how that helps anyone.
But
before any of this can be truly worked out, an unexpected woman shows up.
She wore a form fitting leather
jacket, one that emphasized either one heck of a padded bra, or implants (440).
Welcome
home, Betty-Jo. We’ve heard so much about you. So nice to now be introduced to your breasts.
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